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emoij:

When you don’t understand something in class but everyone else does 

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the-cool-kid-69:

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wolfysblog:

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scoutregimentkarkat:

davestriderhatesstrexcorp:

unfollovving:

get-in-the-animus:

unfollovving:

IS THIS TRUE????

As an American I can confirm that this is 1776% true. Some places will even fine you for not eating fried chicken for a week


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IM AMERICAN AND IVE NEVER EATEN MCDONALDS IM SO SCARED

damn u gonna die son

I AM SCARED I HATE MCDONALD’S AND I AMERICAN …. AM I GOING TO BE KILLED? WILL SOMEONE HIDE ME! IT’S BEEN 3 YEARS SINCE I’VE PUT ONE OF THOSE NASTY ASS BURGERS IN MY MOUTH…
SEND HELP

*sign written in random alleys near my house.*
I harbor mcdonalds fugitives. You may call me Sonchez. If you find me you will live. Find me in the center of Bluffton. Yell out the mcdonalds jingle while in town and if I hear you I will approach you and ask for help finding my dog Pablo.
As a secrecy employee of mcdonalds I can make it look like everyone in the house has been eating mcdonalds for centuries. Find your safe haven.

OH GOD OH GOD I WILL FIND YOU. THANK YOU


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mermaid-man:

a summary of american sex eduation

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queermarauders:

pigfartsstudent:

Book Quotes: Order of the Phoenix
"I know [Umbridge] by reputation and I’m sure she’s no Death Eater."

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I wish that we got to see a lot more of who Remus Lupin truly was- I think that he often tried to come off as kind and polite even in situations that called for something else, because he didn’t want his anger etc., to be attributed to his being a werewolf.

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"The marks humans leave are too often scars."

- John GreenThe Fault in Our Stars (via feellng)

harperhug:


#this looks like a still from an 80’s movie

You have no idea how long I had to look before I realized this was Emma Watson and Matthew Lewis.

Let’s play “yes” or “no.” You ask me questions on anonymous or not, and I can only answer YES or NO.

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phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

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stardusted:

Aussie Builders surprise public with loud empowering statements in new Snickers Australia Ad.

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real-scars-fake-smiles:

Married life with Ellen and Portia.

IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING

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jaimesvoice:

brothers.

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gaave:

one of the football players at my university had a coach who hung this sign in his locker room and i think it’s brilliant